I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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