2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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