Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Mom said you looked used
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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