Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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