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im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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