You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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