You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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