Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
