yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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