You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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