I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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