used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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