i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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