Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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