Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I intend to get homeless drunk
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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