your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
