I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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