At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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