i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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