what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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