I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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