On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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