if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
