I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize