Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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