Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
either way he was missing a nipple.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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