If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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