is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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