But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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