8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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