38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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