ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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