On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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