i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
