U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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