I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Congratulations! We have a period
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
