He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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