do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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