Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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