is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
