called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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