i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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