I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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