I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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