By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
