Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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