hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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