He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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