u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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