try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize
