There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
only if we run a train.
done.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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