just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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