i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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