the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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